Holy hell. Monday.

Monday is never a good day. Today is Monday, and today is not a good day. I'm cranky, I'm tired, I feel like complaining for no reason at all, and I don't feel good.
Currently taking a quick mental  health break from work. My brain is fried.

Oh, and I was definitely late for work this morning. Like, seriously? My alarm somehow turned itself off while I was asleep, I guess... JK I know I probably turned it off in my sleep. It's a habit.

So, yea. Fuck today.

MonDaZe

This has been one of the most stressful days at work that I've had in a while. Next to the phones going crazy, I'm trying to keep up with all the Monday mail, and emails, and deposit logs, and now vending machine quotes. Yay! I can feel my hair falling out even more than usual. I think I can rock a bald head tho. JK my noggin is too small. 

But anyways. I have about an hour to kill and about an hour and a half worth of work to do. Sooooo here we goooooooo.

Regrets...& Monday feelz

I 101% regret staying up so late last night.
I also regret not calling into work this morning.
F M L

It is Monday. Again. So sad and so tired.
This is random, but... The office smells like a frozen french fry.
Idk. I'm out of it.

I thought there would be more to say, but there's not.
Literally, can't focus on anything.
Soooo tired. I am a zombie now.

ZOMBIE KITTENS <3

Hypochondria & other things....

I, Shelby No Middle Name Deuvall, am a hypochondriac. In the past 3 days I have self-diagnosed myself with acid reflux disease, allergic asthma, and a sinus infection.

In other news, I have a badass puppy. Let me brag about my little bundle of furry joy. He is like 13 or 14 weeks old. He has never had any formal (or informal) potty training whatsoever. This weekend I took him with me to stay at the Netflix cave (aka my main squeeze's apartment). So I brought a bunch of shit to make sure we didn't have any accidents. I also bought a leash and collar, which he has also never worn/used in his few months of life. On our very first outing, he made poo and pee like a big boy and he was a natural on the leash #soproud. Long story short (because I'm running out of time): Friday night through Sunday night he didn't have a single accident inside and he didn't go all bark-crazy like some dogs do and he was a good lil pup all weekend. SOOO FRICK FRACKEN PROUD OF MY BABY BARCHIMEDES <3

100th BLOG POST!!!!

So I was just sitting here working and listening to conversations around the office and I realized that it kinda sucks being the youngest person in my building... I have nothing to contribute to the daily office conversations. All I hear is "blah blah kids blah school blah blah husband blah blah dancing with the stars blah" and I'm over here like "blah cats blah blah binge drinking blah blah blah sleeping in blah"

I do have someone my age that I hang out with at lunch, but she's in another building. Bummer. 

Side Note: This is my 100th blog post. I'd like to thank my fans, my cats, and Buddha. I couldn't have done it without y'all!

 

PUPPY FEVER

This past Saturday, I took my dog Jagger to the vet because I legit thought he might be really sick. Turns out he's as healthy as a horse. (I've never understood that saying, btw) Anyways, while I was at the vet I wanted to look at kittens because when I'm sad, baby animals make me feel better. So they didn't have any kittens but they a had two puppies. One was a 6 week old pit bull mix names Patch and the other was a 12 week old lab mix named Ginger. I ended up leaving with Jagger and Ginger. Of course, if I had my way, I'd would've left with all three dogs. So anyways, because I am such a spoiled bitch, I'm going to pick up the pit bull puppy today after work. He shall be named Barchimedes. I AM SO HAPPY.

Meet Ginger!

Tomorrow I will have more pics of all the doggies and they will be beautiful and magical and full of awesomeness and joy. So, yea. Animals. <3

That about sums up my weekend. Dogs, sleep, food, beer/wine.

Monday Rant

My throat hurts like a muthafuckin bitch right now. Like, it's not even funny how much it hurts. If I end up getting sick, I'm done. Over it. Goodbye world.
I don't wanna be at work right now, I wanna be in my bed snuggling with my cat and sleeping and dreaming about cool things like unicorns and kittens and blueberries.
My mother misplaced my favorite travel coffee mug that keeps warm things warm for a long time. I had to use this awful back up one and now my hot tea is cold tea.
Did I mention that it's Monday?
Yea. Fuck Monday's.
Maybe if I just chug this cold ass tea I'll have enough energy to conquer the ridiculous amount of work I have to do this morning.
If you're also having a bad day, here's a cute ass picture that might brighten your day.

Monday Night.

My Monday night was so wonderful and relaxing and just plain amazing.

I spent some time with my awesome grandmother.

Then I went home, ate dinner & watched Devious Maids.

After that, I cleaned the kitchen. (It was kind of a mess..)

When I finished the kitchen, I went to my room. I lit some candles, opened the curtains to let some light in, and had an amazing 45 minute yoga session. I felt so in tune to my mind, body and soul. Followed that up with a little meditation. Probably about 5 or so minutes. I felt so aware, yet without thought. You better believe I was in a damn good mood after that.

Then I drank wine and smoked cigarettes.

Showered. Then went to sleep.

Absolutely wonderful night. Hopefully, I'm able to do the same tonight.

Q&A MONDAY

Its Monday. Monday's are typically brutal.
I'm here to make Monday less brutal, and possibly entertaining.

SO. If you know me, ask me stuff you've been wanting to ask me. If you don't know me, ask me stuff that you want to know. Even if its like, super random.
Random is my middle name.

Monday ends pretty soon, so get to askin.

(comments or emails, pick yer poison)


xoxo
shelbydee

MonDaze

Another monday.
Just a typical monday sitting at my desk pretending to look busy. "Working" hard, ha.

I'm going to do my best to keep a positive mindset today. But sadly, since it is Monday, that might be a difficult task.
Plus I'm sad because I have to clean more when I get home after work.
I cleaned Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday night.
And I kept the kitchen clean throughout the weekend.

Btw this was a pretty ok weekend. Family came to visit so that was fun. The kids were fun. We did lots of arts & crafts. They painted and stuff. And they actually did a pretty good job too.

But anywho. Is it 5 yet?