Holy hell. Monday.

Monday is never a good day. Today is Monday, and today is not a good day. I'm cranky, I'm tired, I feel like complaining for no reason at all, and I don't feel good.
Currently taking a quick mental  health break from work. My brain is fried.

Oh, and I was definitely late for work this morning. Like, seriously? My alarm somehow turned itself off while I was asleep, I guess... JK I know I probably turned it off in my sleep. It's a habit.

So, yea. Fuck today.

Today's adventure.

My adventure began in the parking lot at work. I was leaving to go to the doctor and I saw a friend and stopped to say hi. He then said to another friend "Isn't she the hottest thing you've ever seen?" kinda made me feel good and then I felt awkward lulz. Then I was driving downtown and I saw a teeny tiny little car. I felt as if I could've picked it up and put it in my pocket. It wasn't one of those stupid clown looking smart cars though. This one was like, an old sports car or something. Idk. It was neat and cute and miniature. Next, I was walking downtown to my doctors office with my headphones in, so I couldn't hear anything. I had to walk past the a bus stop where there are usually people with questionable morals and attitudes.. I'm pretty sure this guy eye-sexed me and probably said something vulgar. Luckily I couldn't hear him or else I probably would've slapped him in his little hoodlum face. JK, I would've just ignored it and kept walking. Anyways, I got to the building and was in the elevator with some people. There was this super cute old couple and the lady kept smiling at me. As I got off on the 14th floor, I heard the lady say to her husband, "That girl had an earring in her nose!" She obviously noticed my septum ring because I flipped it back down after I left the office. Hahaha how adorable are old people, am I right? Next, I waited patiently in the waiting room and then my doctor came in. We discussed my shoulder problems. I'm gonna try physical therapy first and if that doesn't work, she's going to refer me to a shoulder specialist. I didn't even know that a shoulder specialist was a thing, but apparently it is. So that's pretty neat. Now I'm sitting in my car about to drive back to work. I'm legit contemplating a quick power nap.. I mean, I'm in a parking garage, no one will see me...? Nah, I probably should just suck it up and go back to work. I have a busy afternoon ahead of me. K, byeeeee.

Go fuck yourself.

Literally, nothing pisses me off more than cranky old people. Like, they feel the need to get all snappy with me because I can't directly help them with what they're looking for. Stop. Just go away. How do you even know what a phone is? You're ancient. Go sit on your rocking chair and wait for death like the rest of your kind.

I'd also like to apologize for this random moment of frustration. I'm not myself when I'm hungry.

Oh, the pain and suffering...

I'm in such a dramatic mood.



Honestly, I'm not even sure what that means.....

But anyways, I'm so bored and so sleepy and somehow super busy at work. The stuff I'm doing is mindnumbinglyboring. Feels like I'm sitting here asleep with my eyes open. 2 more hours to go. And then 9 hours tomorrow. Then weekend mode. Unfortunately for me, my brain is already in weekend mode.

Nap time when I get home is happening for sure. Such sleepies. zzz

My favorite smells..

A freshly brewed cup of green tea

The air before it rains

Roses

Grass after it's been cut

The lingering scent of cologne

Acrylic paint

Nail polish

Chocolate chip cookies in the oven

Vanilla extract

Linen scented candles

Garlic

The top of a babies head

Old books

Burning wood

Smoke in your hair the day after camping

Fall leaves

Brewing coffee

Matches after you light them

Sharpies

Double fudge brownies

Extra tart margaritas

The smell of your house hours after you cook bacon

Bacon in general

Melted chocolate

The inside of a new car

Japanese cherry blossoms

Popcorn at movie theaters

Fresh basil

My feelings towards doctors and waiting rooms.

I do not like waiting rooms at doctors offices. They always smell like baby poop and old lady stench. Literally, I'm suffocating right now. There are at least 12 other people/children in this tiny ass room and there is only ONE DOCTOR in this office. I might as well set up a tent and get ready to camp the fuck out. I'm praying they have free wifi.... Ok I just checked. I'm currently connected to a printer's wifi. Fuck yea dood.
But like really though. Idk if I'm gonna survive the putrid stench of this waiting room. My nose holes are burning so badly right now. Oh, and did I mention it's cold in here? Yea. Its cold in here. I'm thinking warm thoughts and it's not making me feel warm. I wish I had a blanket and some snacks, cuz I'm also hungry.. Random, but like, here I am sitting in this god awful stankass room, freezing to death, and literally the first food item that comes to mind is a fucking banana split. Like, really brain? Really? A cold dessert? You can do better than that... Chicken noodle soup. Hot wings. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Chili and corn bread. Even a cheeseburger. Those are much more appropriate..
And now, my bladder is informing me that I need to tinkle. This is great. Just fucking spectacular. I am not pleased with today. Can I just go home? Depending on what the doctor says, I might just do that. Go home, eat a sammich, take a nap, maybe do some laundry (probably not tho) because the idea of going back to work makes me wanna cry a little... I keep thinking about all the work that's piled up on my desk right now and I just wanna crawl in a hole and hide forever.
So. Anyways. My appointment is/was scheduled for 11:30, the current time: 11:51, I got here at 11:20. I am still in the waiting room. This is the worst. Like, psh. What's even the point of scheduling an appointment? They never get you in a room til a lot of minutes after your scheduled "appointment time" and then you wait even longer in the room for the doctor to show up and poke you for a couple of minutes then thats it. It's over. You're basically done. Like, why? Why?
Whatever. I just want some allergy and cough medicine so I can feel like a human again. Because, coughing all day and all night isn't fun. And not being able to breathe is totes NOT the bomb dot com. Not only are my nose holes blocked, but my ear holes are blocked as well. Every now and then I'll yawn or something and BOOM, suddenly one ear pops and I can hear again. It's almost magical being able to hear the world again..
Current time: 12:04
Current status: sitting in a temporary room until a real room opens up.
And now I'm waiting patiently to use the potty because I'm literally about to pee my pants. I wish I was joking. I drink a lot of water daily, so when I get the urge to pee, I better find a pisser real fuckin fast.
This really sucks a lot, but I should probably end this ranting blog post now.
Until later, my minions. XOXO

Hump day

It is Wednesday. The day before the day before Friday, aka almost Friday, aka Thursday.

Today is my parents 26th wedding anniversary. I got them a big fat bag full of nothin. They are so silly, they both have separate plans. Mom is doing church stuff and dad is hanging out with my grandma. They are lame.

Anywho. There is nothing interesting happening. I was sick last week/weekend. Now I'm slightly cramping and incredibly fatigued. Being a girl is the worst thing I can think of at this very moment in time.
I don't have anything else to blog about right now. Kinda sucks. -__-

Monday Rant

My throat hurts like a muthafuckin bitch right now. Like, it's not even funny how much it hurts. If I end up getting sick, I'm done. Over it. Goodbye world.
I don't wanna be at work right now, I wanna be in my bed snuggling with my cat and sleeping and dreaming about cool things like unicorns and kittens and blueberries.
My mother misplaced my favorite travel coffee mug that keeps warm things warm for a long time. I had to use this awful back up one and now my hot tea is cold tea.
Did I mention that it's Monday?
Yea. Fuck Monday's.
Maybe if I just chug this cold ass tea I'll have enough energy to conquer the ridiculous amount of work I have to do this morning.
If you're also having a bad day, here's a cute ass picture that might brighten your day.

Tonight, tonight.

Tonight is going to be a relaxing night. I can feel it in my bones. Is it 5 yet?
Beyond ready for a cigarette and a glass of wine.

Maybe tonight I'll get creative in the kitchen and create a culinary masterpiece.
Maybe I'll pretend I'm on chopped. That could be fun.

Idk. I'm delirious right now and rambling. I still have another hour and a half of work.
There's a random dude sitting in  my waiting room and he smells like cigarettes.
It's making me sad... I want one real bad now.