Quick update to kill some time

My job freakin rocks. Despite the fact that I've been busy as fuuuck this week, I'm so incredibly thrilled with all of the stuff that I've been doing! This is gonna sound super lame (sorry not sorry), but like, I finally feel like I'm actually worth something to VP. Lame. Told ya. But really though.. My boss has been giving me some somewhat important shit to do. So that's pretty neat and stuff.

My appetite has finally decided to come back. I haven't been hungry for like the last 4 months, maybe even longer than that. Now that I'm suddenly hungry again, I feel the need to create random concoctions in my kitchen. But sadly, I haven't because I'm too sleepy. Which brings me to my next update....

I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to see what my next move is in trying to figure out what the heck is wrong with my shoulder. Hopefully, I'm not dying. But then again, no more student loans......... And I've FINALLY made an appointment with a dermatologist to get all my crazy spots checked out. I'd like to cross off shoulder cancer (which isn't actually a real thing) and skin cancer off my list of possible diseases/illnesses.

That's all I have for now. Gotta get back to work!

Oops

I just realized that my last few posts have been really bitchy and clearly I've been in a bad mood. Oops. I'm not even pmsing so I don't have an excuse for my pissy attitude. I'm sitting here just borderline boiling mad and it's to the point where I now have a massive headache.

I'm done. I'm turning my mood around now.

Plus, a coworker just gave me a soda and told me how pale I look. Pale is the new tan, y'all. Honestly, I think I just need to sleep for 5 days straight and I'll be golden. I'm officially too old to YOLO like I did this past weekend. Too much booze, not enough sleep. I'm basically a grandma now. Eventually I'll get around to posting about how fabulous my birthday weekend was. But for now, just know that it was literally the best birthday I've ever had. K, I'm busy at work so byeeeeeeee.

Mother frick frackin WEDNESDAYY

It is a glorious Wednesday everyone! It's chilly outside, I'm in a grand mood, and I actually slept through the night last night! Huurrayyyy!! But some of the dreams I had last night have me questioning my mental state.. Wish I could remember, but I can't now. I just know that when I woke up, I was like "wtf?" Maybe I should invest in a dream journal.. Then I could have a written collection of my fucked up dreams. If it's good enough, and I record them long enough, maybe... just maybe... I could turn it into a badass book and become a bajillionaire with a NY Times Bestseller. So anyways. I plan on doing a whole lotta nothin this coming weekend. Like, a whole lotta nothing. I'm just gonna catch up on my dvr because I'm already getting behind on my shows. This is unfortunate. You know how some people are so obsessed with movies and stuff? I'm obsessed with tv shows. I'm not into all that reality crap though.. Except the Bad Girls Club. That show is the bomb dot com. I thoroughly enjoy the drama these crazy bitches have. It also makes me feel like I've got my shit together. But that's literally the only reality show I watch. Everything else is either a comedy or a drama/suspense show.
Even though I'm in this fabulous mood, I still cannot wait to get off work. I'm over all this paperwork and filing. BLAH. Filing is for the birds. Filing is horseshit. Filing can S my D lmao. JK filing actually isn't that bad, time goes but surprisingly fast when I'm filing. And I've become a pro at the alphabet. I also get to have deep thought conversations with myself when I'm filing. Like, I have these epiphany-type moments that practically blow my mind. It's very serious to shower pondering, which I do quite frequently. All of my best ideas in life were thought of when I was in the shower at some point in time. BTW, I'm literally sitting here typing away at my desk pretending to look busy so I don't have to go file stuff -_- I'd rather save it for after lunch, which is when I need the time to go by quickly.
Okie dokie. I'm out of random thoughts at the moment. Maybe there will be more later...


Side note: I am really glad I have this blog. I can always re-read my posts and remember all the neat ideas I've had that I have long since forgotten.