This just happened....

*getting made fun of for my unicorn stickers*

Me: "I'm obsessed with unicorns."

Dude: "Well at least you don't have a unicorn tattoo."

Me: "..........not yet..."

*le sigh* my life is a struggle.

Welcome to my random life.

First off, it's Friday. That's always awesome. I just have to make it to 5 pm and I'm good to go, then it's weekend mode!!
I just wanna say one thing, the past is the past. You can't change it. People from your past, they should stay there. Backtracking isn't something I do. Okay. Now that's out of the way, we can get down to business.
My life.
It is so random, & I love it.
All these mofo's hitting me up, like bitch you thirsty. Get it together.
When I get home from work, I have a puppy poo explosions to clean up *joy*
I'm probably going to take a nap when I get home, even though I slept great last night.
Craving bean & cheese tacos right now. Bad.
What does "on fleek" mean? Kids these days...
My best friend's birthday is tomorrow. Bring on the booze!
I'm having a lot of feels today. Idk why, but I'm kind of (borderline) overemotional for some reason. Maybe my PMS is early? Gosh I fucking hope not. I can't even..
I'm 110% sure I was a bear in a past life. I am forever sleepy during the cold months. It's almost as if I am subconsciously reliving my bear life, and I'm in hibernation mode.. Logic. Makes perfect sense.

I went au nauturale today at work (aka no makeup) and someone asked me if there was something wrong with my eyes because they looked like I had been rubbing them... Turns out, it was just the insanely puffy bags under my eyes. *Note to self: always wear makeup all the time forever and ever, literally never NOT wear makeup*
Have you ever just sat there and though "Hmmm, I wonder what Jennifer Aniston (or any other famous person) is doing right this very second..."? Because I have those thoughts a lot.
My most favoritest part of today is the realization, no better than that, the epiphany that I just had. I will be hunger PMSing on Thanksgiving. This is the best news ever because I can stuff my fat face with all the foods ever and no one can judge me because I'll a hungry hormonal mess. I just had a visual of me crying into a large bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy.... Hilarious.
I just legit smacked myself in the face. Like, open palm to front of face. Wow. I have reached a new low. At least I didn't give myself another blackeye......
This is my life and it is random. BYE.

Y'all...

It's fucking August 1st. Y'all... It's already the month of August in the year 2014. Where the fuck is time going? They say time flies when you're having fun, but I literally work 40 hours a week.. How in the actual fuck is that "fun"? Ugh. I'm now one month closer to my birthday -_- and no one likes birthdays (except for children and people who are almost 21, #fact). So. Hopefully August doesn't blow.

Here are my goals for August:
1. Lose 5 more lbs
2. Do yoga at least 3 times a week
3. Finish at least one painting
4. Get all of the components for my Halloween costume together
5. Spend quality time with my god daughter
6. Spend quality time with my new boyfriend
7. Get my student loans consolidated
8. Do something different with my hair

At this point, I can't think of anything else so maybe I'll finish this list tomorrow, or even later this afternoon. Or maybe I'll just leave it as is. That's kind of a lot of stuff to do in one whole month. Plus I feel like some of them are going to be fun. Hurray for fun! Well anyways, I'm gonna go back to pretending to work. It's FUCKIN FRIDAY AND IDGAF YOLO SWAG YASSSS.

Oh, happy day!

I DON'T HAVE CELIAC DISEASE.

I am so happy right now! Gluten, I can still eat you!!!!!

I also don't have helicobacter pylori, which is weird sounding and doctor-y. (It means there's bacteria in the lining of my stomach, ew.)

Now here comes the tricky  part. Two diseases have been eliminated on the quest to discover what the heck is wrong with me. Time to play the waiting game until my next two doctors appointments mid July. My guess is I'm anemic. It would explain why I'm 24 years old and tired ALL THE TIME.

Well, anyways. I'm still pretty excited about being able to eat gluten. Because donuts is lyfe.

Falling asleep & feeling my feelings.

So. Darn. Sleepy.
45 minutes until its FREEDOM time.
I have no work to do.
So I'm boredom blogging, again.
Sorry.
I just like putting my random thoughts out there into the universe.
It's better than keeping them bottled up in my brain.
Speaking of putting things out there in the universe... If you feel some type of an emotion towards another person, you should tell them. Regardless of the emotion. If someone makes you mad or upset, tell them. Tell them why they have upset you. They (hopefully) will realize their mistake and stop. If someone makes you happy, tell them. Tell them all the things they do that makes you happy. All the big things and even the little things. It's nice to know that you make someone else happy. If you love someone, tell them. Don't ever not tell someone that you love them. It could be the last time you see them. Life is crazy like that. If you have feelings for someone, tell them. Tell them how you feel about them. Don't let the fear of rejection stop you from telling them. Don't let the negative thoughts in. Tell them how you feel. What's the worst that could happen? They don't feel the same way? Then put on your big girl panties and move on. But. What if they do feel the same way? Then, go you! You now have a person who wants to be with you. That is an awesome feeling. And since you told that person how you feel, now you don't have to have the "what if's". Those are the worst.
Sometimes things work out and sometimes they don't. You just gotta let the universe do its thing.
Ride on little unicorn, ride on.