Dumb people.

Nothing irritates me more than dumb people.
If I say "I can give you the number for the tech line" and your response is "you can't transfer me?" then I automatically hate you. No I can't fucking transfer you. I CAN GIVE YOU THE NUMBER TO THE TECH LINE. DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF TRANSFERRING YOU WAS AN OPTION, I'D TELL YOU?!?1 Fuck. You.

Seriously...

I've been in a shitty mood all day today. My family is driving me absolutley nuts. I don't understand them sometimes.. I'm sick and tired of them telling me what they think is best for me and what they think I should be doing. Like, I'm a big girl, I can make my own damn decisions. If my decisions end up being bad ones, then so be it. I can learn from them and move the fuck on with my life. And I sure as hell shouldn't have to explain myself or my decisions to anyone.

Rant

Here's the thing... I don't get mad or angry a lot anymore and it takes a LOT to piss me off (except when I'm driving #roadrage). But there is one thing that can set me off quicker than a firecracker on the 4th of July: when people make assumptions about my intelligence. 

I've had people treat me like I'm stupid and talk down to me more times than I can remember. And they do it based off of the most absurd reasons. Like, ok yea I dropped out of college. BFD. There are a lot of successful people who didn't get a college degree. How does dropping out even measure intelligence?? It doesn't. The fact that I even made it to college should be enough to show that I don't have rocks for brains. And, for the record, I only applied to one school, the only school I even considered, and I got in. So suck on that. People should stop being such judgmental douchebags. So, I'm young, and I'm fairly attractive. Apparently that means I'm automatically labeled as a dumb girl. Well, I am not a dumb girl. I can't stand it when grown ass adults talk down to me because I'm younger than they are. Uhm.. Last time I checked, age does not measure intelligence either. There are definitely some child geniuses out there. Because I'm not terribly unattractive, and somewhat easy on the average eye, people tend to label me as dumb. Because of my facial features. Like, what? Seriously? That is just the most ridiculous thing I've ever experienced in my almost 25 years of life. Absolutely ridiculous.

I just really needed to get that off my chest. Rant. Over.

Oh, how art soothes my soul.

My all time favorite thing about creating art is the way it makes me feel while I'm creating. It's like, this beautiful amazingly indescribable feeling. I wish I could find the words and phrases to explain what I mean but there aren't enough adjectives in the English language. Creating art and giving it to another person and seeing how happy it makes them feel is also a feeling like no other. It's just so wonderful knowing that something my two hands created caused a sense of happiness and joy in another human. There's also something about using things out of the ordinary to create art. You don't always necessarily need a paintbrush to create something beautiful. I've used leaves, string, paper towel rolls, toothpicks, you name it. Sometimes I don't even use anything but my own two hands and ten fingers. It's such a lovely feeling. I wish I could explain it. Basically, I really enjoy creating.

Again, yes? Ok.

If you are reading this, email me your address (or if you're ballsy, leave it in a comment) & I will mail you something.
I'll mail something to the first 3 people that either email or comment on this post.

& you bet ur boots its gonna be something nice & special! It'll include a handwritten letter and a neat surprise or 2 or 3. So why not?

If this works out, I'll consider doing it more often.
Btw, did I mention I'm super into arts & crafts? I love em. So the chances of you getting something one of a kind and hand made is like, really good.

Ok, so.. Go. Go on and gimme ur address. K, thanks!