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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Wow.

My absentmindedness is getting out of control. Wanna know what I did today? It's dumb.. So dumb. I feel like a friggin idiot.

Yesterday morning, I made my tea, per usual. The stupid little paper thingy fell off so I was like "whatevs" and just left the tea bags in my travel mug for extra oomph in my tea. Silly Penelope forgot to dump the old saggy tea bags this morning when I made my tea. And unfortunately, the tea that I used yesterday morning was the last of my Earl Gray so I made green tea. Sooooo lo and behold, the first sip of my tea was quite a disgusting shock when I realized that I mixed Earl Gray and green tea. It's nasty. But I needed the caffeine so bad I drank it anyways.

So yea.
Hashtag my life.

And then, this morning, my boss brought strawberry cupcakes. I ate a cupcake for breakfast. Pretty ballin, if you ask me. Along with my usual Hershey's kisses that I rarely eat and that live in my snack drawer, I got a grape lollipop. And then a co-worker (who buys me lunch occasionally) asked if I wanted anything from this Mexican restaurant down the street. TACOS. Well, actually just one bean and cheese taco but whatever, it's still a taco and I am still happy. Then, my work mom asked me if I brought a lunch today and if not she has a frozen lasagna for me. Like, why is everyone figuratively throwing food at me??? <<<NOT A COMPLAINT. I mean, I love me some food. That's fer dam shure. But like, I'm lacking an actual appetite so idk what to do with all these foods in my life. This is horrible and awesome at the same time. Bittersweet.

Friday, July 25, 2014

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Starbucks, yo.

I skipped work this morning. But not because I'm a rebel. Well, I am a rebel, but just on weekends. So anyways, I went to the doctor. Everything is all normal & what not. THEN, I remembered on my way to work there's a starbucks! You should know now, I am not a coffee drinker it makes me feel nauseous. You should also know that I drink Earl Gray tea every morning. So starbucks. I needed my daily caffeine fix & something for lunch. My life has forever been changed, y'all. The Early Gray tea has crack in it. Like, actually addicting crack. It's life changing and 110% better than the Tazo box of Earl Gray that I buy from the store, even though it's literally the same exact thing. Like, wtf starbucks? Stop turning me into a tea-addicted crack addict. Well, that's been my morning so far. Also, if you're wondering, I got a zesty black bean and chicken salad for lunch. Can you say overpriced? It better be the greatest salad to ever enter my mouth hole. Just sayin.... Ok well I need to get to work now. Byeeeeeeeeeee.