Oh, HAI

Hello my lovelies! So so sooo sorry for the neglect lately! Life has been a whirlwind of nonstop activity!

Let's start with Christmas eve.
We (me, my mom and dad) spent the night at my grandma's and opened presents that night. It was quite lovely. My grandmother was so very happy, which makes me so very happy :)
Actual Christmas day was nuckin futs. I went home and worked on my mom's gift, a badass scrapbook, then wrapped presents for my 2nd family (Jordans family) and for my goddaughter. I went and spent some time with my 2nd family then went home and helped my mom with stuff and then we did our little family Christmas and "opened" presents. Literally, nothing was wrapped lol we basically just handed each other crap and said merry Christmas. It was beyond perfect for me and my grinch heart. After that I went to see my best friend and my goddaughter and ended up having a super fun Christmas night! My sweet baby goddaughter is so fucking cute it's unbelievable.

I'm not gonna lie. As I'm sitting here typing this blog post on my phone, I legit can't remember what my life was between Dec 26th and Dec 31st. Idk I was probably asleep a lot? Who knows. I've been sickly and dying so my brain is basically mush. Anyways, new years eve was fun! I was gonna just chillax and do nothing by myself but my BFF ended up coming over and we got drunk, lit some fireworks, and watched Selena. It was a spectacular new years eve celebration!

So I guess that's about it. I'm too out of it at the moment to create more sentences. Bye.

XOXO

Good morning world

I literally have nothing special to blog about today. Its Tuesday. I'm in a great mood today and I just know that it's going to be a fucking radical day. Hopefully everyone (all 2 of you who will probably be reading this) have a spectacular day as well.
Much love, betchessss.
xoxo

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Yay or Nay..?

Yay! I'm losing weight and I'm getting closer and closer to my goal weight!!
Nay.. My favorite black pants are now almost too big for me..

Time for a trip to the mall. #mixedfeelings

I loooove shopping more than anything in the world, especially when I'm sad its the best therapy out there. But I'm broke so the mall is my enemy. Did I mention my shopping addiction? Yea. So sad and happy all at once. It's confusing.

It's a sad, never ending circle. I'm sad so I wanna shop, but I can't shop because I'm broke, and then I'm sad all over again. What is life even?

So much excitement!!!!

The 4th of July is THIS FRIDAY!! In between working and answering phone calls, I've been planning out everything for my party. The menu, the grocery list, the decorations, the cleaning, etc, etc. Just writing it all down is getting me so pumped. SO PUMPED!!!

I'm gonna make some bomb ass food too, y'all. BOMB ASS FOOD. You don't even know.

• Hot dogs stuffed with pickled jalapenos and wrapped in bacon
• My world famous potato salad, with a new secret ingredient
• My world famous, extra awesome jalapeno poppers
• Smokey 3 bean bake
• Black bean fiesta dip
• Tomato & mozzarella skewer 

Y'all, I can't even right now. It's gonna be nomz. SO NOMZ. Oh, and did I mention alcohol..? There's gonna be a plethora of alcohol there too. A PLETHORA.

So yea. I'm just sittin here gettin more and more pumped for Friday and its only Wednesday. Oh, geez.



**UPDATE**
I will be posting some extremely graphic food porn pics of all this deliciousness that I'm making.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 18+ ONLY.

Oh, happy day!

I DON'T HAVE CELIAC DISEASE.

I am so happy right now! Gluten, I can still eat you!!!!!

I also don't have helicobacter pylori, which is weird sounding and doctor-y. (It means there's bacteria in the lining of my stomach, ew.)

Now here comes the tricky  part. Two diseases have been eliminated on the quest to discover what the heck is wrong with me. Time to play the waiting game until my next two doctors appointments mid July. My guess is I'm anemic. It would explain why I'm 24 years old and tired ALL THE TIME.

Well, anyways. I'm still pretty excited about being able to eat gluten. Because donuts is lyfe.