Wow.

My absentmindedness is getting out of control. Wanna know what I did today? It's dumb.. So dumb. I feel like a friggin idiot.

Yesterday morning, I made my tea, per usual. The stupid little paper thingy fell off so I was like "whatevs" and just left the tea bags in my travel mug for extra oomph in my tea. Silly Penelope forgot to dump the old saggy tea bags this morning when I made my tea. And unfortunately, the tea that I used yesterday morning was the last of my Earl Gray so I made green tea. Sooooo lo and behold, the first sip of my tea was quite a disgusting shock when I realized that I mixed Earl Gray and green tea. It's nasty. But I needed the caffeine so bad I drank it anyways.

So yea.

Hashtag my life.

And then, this morning, my boss brought strawberry cupcakes. I ate a cupcake for breakfast. Pretty ballin, if you ask me. Along with my usual Hershey's kisses that I rarely eat and that live in my snack drawer, I got a grape lollipop. And then a co-worker (who buys me lunch occasionally) asked if I wanted anything from this Mexican restaurant down the street. TACOS. Well, actually just one bean and cheese taco but whatever, it's still a taco and I am still happy. Then, my work mom asked me if I brought a lunch today and if not she has a frozen lasagna for me. Like, why is everyone figuratively throwing food at me??? <<<NOT A COMPLAINT. I mean, I love me some food. That's fer dam shure. But like, I'm lacking an actual appetite so idk what to do with all these foods in my life. This is horrible and awesome at the same time. Bittersweet.

IT'S RAINING (but not men, unfortunately)

& I wish I was in my bed instead of at my desk.. But oh well... At least I'm making moneyyy $$$.
It's a bit nippy today. Cold & rainy days cause runny noses, so not only is it raining outside, but it's also raining out of my nose. Gross.

So I saw this thing on twitter last night and it was 101% accurate. "It could be raining men and I'd still be single" This speaks volumes about my life. Hashtag forever single, sometimes by choice and sometimes not by choice. Whatevs.
I wonder how many days it's gonna rain for. Can it stop for like, a day or two? And then continue over the weekend? Because I plan on having yet another lazy bitch weekend at the netflix cave aka Jordan's apartment and it would be quite lovely if it rained the whole damn time.
Definitely didn't have time to smoke a cigarette this morning due to the rain effing up my life. Idk if I'm even gonna be able to smoke on my lunch break again, because of the rain effing up my life. There could potentially be a murderous rampage in Elmendorf, TX this afternoon if I don't get my nicotine fix.

Y'all...

It's fucking August 1st. Y'all... It's already the month of August in the year 2014. Where the fuck is time going? They say time flies when you're having fun, but I literally work 40 hours a week.. How in the actual fuck is that "fun"? Ugh. I'm now one month closer to my birthday -_- and no one likes birthdays (except for children and people who are almost 21, #fact). So. Hopefully August doesn't blow.

Here are my goals for August:
1. Lose 5 more lbs
2. Do yoga at least 3 times a week
3. Finish at least one painting
4. Get all of the components for my Halloween costume together
5. Spend quality time with my god daughter
6. Spend quality time with my new boyfriend
7. Get my student loans consolidated
8. Do something different with my hair

At this point, I can't think of anything else so maybe I'll finish this list tomorrow, or even later this afternoon. Or maybe I'll just leave it as is. That's kind of a lot of stuff to do in one whole month. Plus I feel like some of them are going to be fun. Hurray for fun! Well anyways, I'm gonna go back to pretending to work. It's FUCKIN FRIDAY AND IDGAF YOLO SWAG YASSSS.