Starbucks, yo.

I skipped work this morning. But not because I'm a rebel. Well, I am a rebel, but just on weekends. So anyways, I went to the doctor. Everything is all normal & what not. THEN, I remembered on my way to work there's a starbucks! You should know now, I am not a coffee drinker it makes me feel nauseous. You should also know that I drink Earl Gray tea every morning. So starbucks. I needed my daily caffeine fix & something for lunch. My life has forever been changed, y'all. The Early Gray tea has crack in it. Like, actually addicting crack. It's life changing and 110% better than the Tazo box of Earl Gray that I buy from the store, even though it's literally the same exact thing. Like, wtf starbucks? Stop turning me into a tea-addicted crack addict. Well, that's been my morning so far. Also, if you're wondering, I got a zesty black bean and chicken salad for lunch. Can you say overpriced? It better be the greatest salad to ever enter my mouth hole. Just sayin.... Ok well I need to get to work now. Byeeeeeeeeeee.