Oh, my life..

As we all know, my life is a joke sometimes. This is an unarguable fact. So this morning, I'm just driving driving to work like I usually do every morning. Then all of the sudden my car does this thing and I'm like, "Woah, car. What are you doing?" and my car is like, "Woah, Shelby. I'm out of gas." So, yea. My car ran out of gas this morning and I was almost to work. But, wait. There's more! Ready for the punchline of this joke that is my life? I stopped at the gas station this morning for cigarettes and red bull. Like, really? LULZ. Can my life possibly get anymore ridiculous?  -_-

Luckily, there were tacos at the office this morning.

PMS tho

This month's pms is so fucking weird. All I wanna do is eat bean and cheese tacos and yell at everyone. And after I eat 185 bean and cheese tacos in one sitting, I really feel that lime jello topped with whipped cream would be the best way to end that eating sesh. All I can think about is tacos and sweets. Spicy hot sauce and sugary candies. Melty cheese and delectable donuts. Perfectly browned tortillas and warm brownies.
Not gonna lie. All this talk of food may or may not have just been slightly arousing to me.
I think I'm gonna go ahead and pretend like that just never happened. Anyways. Tacos, tho. I had 1 for breakfast, 2 for lunch, and 3 for dinner. I wish I was. joking. But I'm not. Sorry not sorry

Wow.

My absentmindedness is getting out of control. Wanna know what I did today? It's dumb.. So dumb. I feel like a friggin idiot.

Yesterday morning, I made my tea, per usual. The stupid little paper thingy fell off so I was like "whatevs" and just left the tea bags in my travel mug for extra oomph in my tea. Silly Penelope forgot to dump the old saggy tea bags this morning when I made my tea. And unfortunately, the tea that I used yesterday morning was the last of my Earl Gray so I made green tea. Sooooo lo and behold, the first sip of my tea was quite a disgusting shock when I realized that I mixed Earl Gray and green tea. It's nasty. But I needed the caffeine so bad I drank it anyways.

So yea.

Hashtag my life.

And then, this morning, my boss brought strawberry cupcakes. I ate a cupcake for breakfast. Pretty ballin, if you ask me. Along with my usual Hershey's kisses that I rarely eat and that live in my snack drawer, I got a grape lollipop. And then a co-worker (who buys me lunch occasionally) asked if I wanted anything from this Mexican restaurant down the street. TACOS. Well, actually just one bean and cheese taco but whatever, it's still a taco and I am still happy. Then, my work mom asked me if I brought a lunch today and if not she has a frozen lasagna for me. Like, why is everyone figuratively throwing food at me??? <<<NOT A COMPLAINT. I mean, I love me some food. That's fer dam shure. But like, I'm lacking an actual appetite so idk what to do with all these foods in my life. This is horrible and awesome at the same time. Bittersweet.

Hump day.

It is Wednesday. Yesterday was Tuesday. Tomorrow is Thursday.
I had some of the best tacos ever last night. There is no such thing as a bad taco, am i right? I made some ballin guac. So much happy in my tummy last night. I didn't take a bubble bath, but I did take the time to veg on the couch and catch up on my dvr. I had a lovely evening, and I slept wonderfully last night. It's safe to say, this betch is in a damn good mood this week. Ain't nothin gonna bring me down. Also, it is hump day. The middle of the week. I just have to survive 2 more days and then it's weekend mode!!!

Hey guys, I just remembered that it's OCTOBER!!!! My most favoritest month of the year!!! Halloween is right around the corner! I need to get busy working on my costume. Deets on that, much later. Til then, heres octobear. byeeeeeee

IDK

I'm not sure if anyone truly understands how happy tacos make me. Like, it's taco Tuesday and I AM PUMPED. Fuckin tacos man. Fuckin tacos. Once 5 o'clock rolls around, this bitch is racing home to make some damn fajitas. I enjoy fajitas a lot. I just got goosebumps thinking about tacos. I'm in love. <3
Idk.. I actually had another thought in mind when I began this post, but the phone rand and I answered; therefore I forgot everything that had previously happened inside of my brain. Whoopsie daisy.
So it's taco Tuesday. It's also Treat Yo Self Tuesday. I am going to treat myself to some tacos *see what i did there??* Actually I am going to treat myself to a lovely bubble bath and a couple of beers. If only I had someone to massage my back.. That would be the cherry on top of the best Treat Yo Self Tuesday Sundae ever. I have about 30 minutes to kill before my lunch break. This post has officially taken a turn for the random. Weeee!
Literally right after I typed that my mind went blank. This is the story of my life. I get put on the spot, and boom. I forget everything ever. Oh well. I'm over it now. Adios motherfaker.