Oh, my life..

As we all know, my life is a joke sometimes. This is an unarguable fact. So this morning, I'm just driving driving to work like I usually do every morning. Then all of the sudden my car does this thing and I'm like, "Woah, car. What are you doing?" and my car is like, "Woah, Shelby. I'm out of gas." So, yea. My car ran out of gas this morning and I was almost to work. But, wait. There's more! Ready for the punchline of this joke that is my life? I stopped at the gas station this morning for cigarettes and red bull. Like, really? LULZ. Can my life possibly get anymore ridiculous?  -_-

Luckily, there were tacos at the office this morning.