Never again & some life updates

Today, I decided to branch out and try something new. I tried lemon herbal tea. It's fucking nasty. Never again. Ever. I'll just stick with earl grey or green tea..

Life update 1:
Clyde has been extra cuddley lately. I'm pretty sure its and experiment since she's plotting my death and what not.... Oh well, I'm just happy for cuddles with my child.

Life update 2:
I straightened my hair two days in a row. That is a HUGE deal because I usually look like I have hobo hair. Idk, there's just something about this chilly weather that makes me wanna show off my shiny black hair, and actually brush it regularly too.

Life update 3:
My birthday is coming up in less than a month. -_- laaaaame. All I wanna do for my birthday is sit in a dark room with my cat and drink a few bottles of wine while wallowing in self-pity. Not a big fan of the aging process...

Life update 4:
I lost 5lbs in month. Hurrayy!!

Ok, well those are all of the life updates that I can think of. Have a nice day!

Oh.

So I'm laying in bed this morning, peacefully sleeping when I'm woken by the sounds of retching and cat gagging. Then I hear the sound of vomit being released from the mouth of my cat. On my nightstand. I was in such a sleep daze that it took me a couple of moments to realize what had just happened. Then, I shit you not, she gets on my bed and again, retches and cat gags and then releases vomit between my bed and nightstand (mostly on the bed). At this point I'm like, 87% awake, and not happy. The time, 5:50 am. What time is my alarm set for? 6:45 am. Is this some sort of cruel joke played on me by miss karma? Because I did not, nor will I ever laugh (probably). The sun wasn't even out yet, I mean, seriously?
I sat outside and watched the sun rise, with a cup of green tea in one hand and a cigarette in the other. If I'm gonna be up that damn early I might as well make it worth my while, right? So I did. And now I'm at work. Woo.

K, bye.