Dumb people.

Nothing irritates me more than dumb people.
If I say "I can give you the number for the tech line" and your response is "you can't transfer me?" then I automatically hate you. No I can't fucking transfer you. I CAN GIVE YOU THE NUMBER TO THE TECH LINE. DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF TRANSFERRING YOU WAS AN OPTION, I'D TELL YOU?!?1 Fuck. You.

My family..

Mainly, the parental units. They are driving me absolutely insane. Like, they are both being needy and clingy. I have one sending me annoying texts every 2 seconds.

And the other is blowing up my gmail chat asking me 100,000 questions about stuff that I don't have time to deal with..

I AM SO ANNOYED. CAN I PLEASE CRAWL IN A SOUNDPROOF HOLE AND SLEEP FOR 34 HOURS?
Like, c'mon parents, get a grip. Why can't y'all just go back to annoying the crap out of each other and leave me out of it?