My family..

Mainly, the parental units. They are driving me absolutely insane. Like, they are both being needy and clingy. I have one sending me annoying texts every 2 seconds.

And the other is blowing up my gmail chat asking me 100,000 questions about stuff that I don't have time to deal with..

I AM SO ANNOYED. CAN I PLEASE CRAWL IN A SOUNDPROOF HOLE AND SLEEP FOR 34 HOURS?
Like, c'mon parents, get a grip. Why can't y'all just go back to annoying the crap out of each other and leave me out of it?