Sorry for the neglect, y'all.

Work has been crazy busy and I obviously haven't had much time to blog about how boring my life is. And for that, I apologize.
Here's a quick update on my life:
1. WWIII is currently happening in my uterus.
2. I'm forever sleepy.
3. I've consumed roughly 7.9 million lbs of chocolate this week.
4. Clyde has been adorbs and cuddley, I think it's because she knows I'm dying.
5. I got drunk last Saturday. It was good times.
6. This is the end.