Blogging to waste time

I have 13 minutes until 5 so I'm try to crank out a blog post as quickly as I can.
First of all, its FRIDAY! I have been in a fantastic mood all damn day. I am partying my bum off tonight with my friends. This makes me very happy. There will also be a big juicy cheeseburger involved, because I have been craving a cheeseburger now for at least an entire month.
This weekend is literally just over 10 mins away. I can't even right now. Like, I'm so damn pumped. WOOO. WOOOO. WOOO.
Sorry. I can get a little carried away. I'm gonna pause real quick to finish my closing duties, although that literally means nothing to you. BRB, yo.























Time check: 5:52
8 more minutes. Omg it's so close I can smell it. Jk I smell lotion that smells like fruit snacks. Mmm. I'm holding a phone against my head and talking into it whilst typing. Not an easy task. Whew, I'm done with that nonsense now.
Once I answered the phone and forgot my usual phone greeting and it was like 5 seconds of reallyy awkward silence and then I remembered what to say. LULZ awk. Another time, a co-worker made me laugh and I answered the phone full on loling. Whoops.
Y'all. 4 minutes.
I can't even right now. I can't.
AHHH I just wanna leave already.
I also want a frickin cheeseburger.
Anyways, I'm over this post. I'm gonna stare at the wall for the next 3 minutes.