My Adventure.

I went to the mall today. It was a grand adventure. First I bought pantaloons and a black v neck. Then I bought underoos at the pink store. Then, sadly, I bought 4 shirts that I most definitely should NOT have bought because I'm a broke bitch and my lovely mother paid for my pantaloons and underoos. I literally have a shopping addiction. Its a curse. I'm cursed, but I always look cute tho. So anyways, there's a rule of thumb at the mall. Don't make eye contact with the weirdo kiosk people and they wont bug you. I did my best to avoid eye contact. Except this one dumb bitch. (btw my hair be lookin cray today) This bitch was all "What kind of straightener do you use?" So I told her, and I also made sure to mention that I've been using the same kind for 10 years. And she was all "But these are ceramic" And in my head I'm all "Fuck off with your ceramic shit, I got places to be and people to see and tacos to eat" but my mouth said "No thanks, I don't have time, byeeee." Then, I had to walk thru forever 21 in order to escape the mall. I need to look and touch things in order to survive. I am so proud of myself, on the way out I did not touch one single thing and I did not look at one single thing. I got the fuck outta there. GO ME!! Now I'm gonna be a lazy bum with my biffle and eat tacos (after I make them).

Adios motherfuckers.
XOXO