Once upon a time..

In a galaxy far, far away, there lived a cool ass princess named Penelope. She had a pet tiger. They lived in a super neat castle in the middle of nowhere. There was a gross swamp in the backyard and tomato plants in the front. Princess Penelope was probably the coolest princess who ever lived. She liked to hang out and do cool stuff. She was also super nice.

One day there was a terrible storm and it blew the  roof right off of the north wing of Princess Penelope's awesome castle. Her pet tiger, whose name is Claude, used this rooflessness to escape from the castle. Princess Penelope was very upset that Claude would leave her. So, she went out on a search for Claude the tiger.

After traveling for about 10 minutes, Princess Penelope decided to stop and take a nap. She napped for probably like, 4 hours. Then, out of nowhere, this giant picked up the sleeping princess and put her in his pocket. Poor Princess Penelope didn't even know what was happening because she was in such a deep sleep. The giant went back to his giant house and put Princess Penelope in a tiny little cage. Well, it was a normal sized cage for Princess Penelope, but it was a tiny little cage compared to the giant. When Princess Penelope woke up, she was like, really confused. She could have sworn she fell asleep under a tree. That was when she noticed the giant in the humongous kitchen making a massive pot of soup. You should probably know that Princess Penelope is basically fearless. Like, she ain't scared of nuttin. So she called out the giant "yo whats up, why you gotta lock me up in the cage for???" And the giant was shocked at her terrible grammar. He was so shocked he opened the cage and let her go. "Yea, that's what I thought, fool" said Princess Penelope. Luckily for the princess, she knows a little known secret about giants. They can't stand to be around anyone or anything with bad grammar.

So she was back on her search for her loving and adorable tiger, Claude. After about 15 minutes of traveling, Princess Penelope made a stop at an adorable little cottage. She was so hungry after smelling the giant's soup. She knocked on the cottage door and a sweet little old lady answered. Princess Penelope could smell something sweet and delicious. "Could you possibly spare some food for a starving young princess?" asked Princess Penelope. "Why, yes child, come in! I have just baked a scrumptious cherry pie!" the old lady responded. So they went inside and ate some pie. It was like, really really good pie too. Princess Penelope got the recipe so she could make it for her and Claude. Then, she got really sad because she still couldn't find her precious pet anywhere. She asked the little old lady if she had seen a super cute tiger roaming around anywhere. The old lady said she saw the tiger about 10 minutes before the princess arrived. Princess Penelope said her thank you's and goodbye's and was off to find her tiger!

Princess Penelope was really missing her adorable little tiger, so she started calling out her name over and over again, "CLAUDE, WHERE ARE YOU CLAUDE?" Then out of nowhere, Claude jumps out from behind a bush and lovingly pounces on Princess Penelope! "Oh, Claude, my sweet baby I missed you!!" exclaimed the princess, "lets go home." Princess Penelope hopped on the back of her trusted tiger. Claude let out a mighty roar and they were off.

And they lived happily ever after!