Today's adventure.

My adventure began in the parking lot at work. I was leaving to go to the doctor and I saw a friend and stopped to say hi. He then said to another friend "Isn't she the hottest thing you've ever seen?" kinda made me feel good and then I felt awkward lulz. Then I was driving downtown and I saw a teeny tiny little car. I felt as if I could've picked it up and put it in my pocket. It wasn't one of those stupid clown looking smart cars though. This one was like, an old sports car or something. Idk. It was neat and cute and miniature. Next, I was walking downtown to my doctors office with my headphones in, so I couldn't hear anything. I had to walk past the a bus stop where there are usually people with questionable morals and attitudes.. I'm pretty sure this guy eye-sexed me and probably said something vulgar. Luckily I couldn't hear him or else I probably would've slapped him in his little hoodlum face. JK, I would've just ignored it and kept walking. Anyways, I got to the building and was in the elevator with some people. There was this super cute old couple and the lady kept smiling at me. As I got off on the 14th floor, I heard the lady say to her husband, "That girl had an earring in her nose!" She obviously noticed my septum ring because I flipped it back down after I left the office. Hahaha how adorable are old people, am I right? Next, I waited patiently in the waiting room and then my doctor came in. We discussed my shoulder problems. I'm gonna try physical therapy first and if that doesn't work, she's going to refer me to a shoulder specialist. I didn't even know that a shoulder specialist was a thing, but apparently it is. So that's pretty neat. Now I'm sitting in my car about to drive back to work. I'm legit contemplating a quick power nap.. I mean, I'm in a parking garage, no one will see me...? Nah, I probably should just suck it up and go back to work. I have a busy afternoon ahead of me. K, byeeeee.

My Adventure.

I went to the mall today. It was a grand adventure. First I bought pantaloons and a black v neck. Then I bought underoos at the pink store. Then, sadly, I bought 4 shirts that I most definitely should NOT have bought because I'm a broke bitch and my lovely mother paid for my pantaloons and underoos. I literally have a shopping addiction. Its a curse. I'm cursed, but I always look cute tho. So anyways, there's a rule of thumb at the mall. Don't make eye contact with the weirdo kiosk people and they wont bug you. I did my best to avoid eye contact. Except this one dumb bitch. (btw my hair be lookin cray today) This bitch was all "What kind of straightener do you use?" So I told her, and I also made sure to mention that I've been using the same kind for 10 years. And she was all "But these are ceramic" And in my head I'm all "Fuck off with your ceramic shit, I got places to be and people to see and tacos to eat" but my mouth said "No thanks, I don't have time, byeeee." Then, I had to walk thru forever 21 in order to escape the mall. I need to look and touch things in order to survive. I am so proud of myself, on the way out I did not touch one single thing and I did not look at one single thing. I got the fuck outta there. GO ME!! Now I'm gonna be a lazy bum with my biffle and eat tacos (after I make them).

Adios motherfuckers.
XOXO