Blogging spreeeee

My life seriously has been so busy that I neglected my blog. And for that, I apologize. JK sorry not sorry. But really tho. My life has been busy and weird and awesome lately. I just need to remember to instantly blog when something cool happens so I don't forget. Like, for instance, today. I'm wearing a crazy bright colorful flowy top and its super adorbs. But the prominent color is orange. Personally, I'm not a fan of the color orange. But this shirt was $4.50 and free shipping so whatevs. Well anywho. One of my co-workers mentioned how nice this color looks on me. Like, woah guys. I was not expecting a compliment like that. Made me pretty dang happy. And lookie!! I remembered to blog it because it happened like, maybe 30 minutes ago.

Story Time

Once upon a time, there was a girl who didn't give a fuck. She didn't give any fucks at all. Not even a flying fuck. One day this dude was talking to her and she was looking at him, nodding her head, and it definitely looked as if she was interested in what the dude was saying. But, she was actually thinking about pizza probably. She didn't hear a damn word that dude said. Another time, the girl's mother was speaking to her and she was nodding her head and agreeing, but really she was thinking about kittens probably. But that was every time her mother talked; she talked a lot and often. The girl was always thinking about other things when people talked to her. Pizza, kittens, unicorns, shoes, etc.
The moral of the story? I probably don't care what you're talking about.

Ugh.

I feel so sick today. And sleepy. And dead. Am I even alive? Oh, I still have a pulse. Damn.