Christmas and stuff.

As most of you know, I'm not a fan of Christmas. But this year, I'm trying really hard to not be such a fucking Grinch. Only because, prepare your tissues folks, it's probably my grandmothers last Christmas. So, yesterday after work, I took her a present to open early. It's a cute little red bird ornament (there's a story behind the whole red bird thing) and she LOVED it!! And then, I pulled a Shelby. I was looking for a place to hang it on their tree, and I fucking dropped it and it broke. Like, can I possibly be anymore clumsy?? Hashtag my life. That was a truly unfortunate moment. But I still have some radical gifts for her because I love her and she's an amazing woman. She is the only reason I am going to enjoy Christmas this year. Bring on the eggnog and let's jam to Jingle Bells.

Oops

I just realized that my last few posts have been really bitchy and clearly I've been in a bad mood. Oops. I'm not even pmsing so I don't have an excuse for my pissy attitude. I'm sitting here just borderline boiling mad and it's to the point where I now have a massive headache.

I'm done. I'm turning my mood around now.

Plus, a coworker just gave me a soda and told me how pale I look. Pale is the new tan, y'all. Honestly, I think I just need to sleep for 5 days straight and I'll be golden. I'm officially too old to YOLO like I did this past weekend. Too much booze, not enough sleep. I'm basically a grandma now. Eventually I'll get around to posting about how fabulous my birthday weekend was. But for now, just know that it was literally the best birthday I've ever had. K, I'm busy at work so byeeeeeeee.