Today rulez so hard

One of my coworkers gave me a bunch of candy and is bringing me lunch today. Like, how am I so lucky!? It's obviously because my eyebrows are on point today. *hairflip* But I could use a bit more caffeine, I'm kind of dragging a little.  

Side note: my stupid phone just rang 6 times in a row. WTF is that all about?

Anyways, caffeine. I need. I feel like green tea, since I've had my usual cup of earl grey. Or, I could just eat a shit load of candy and bounce off the walls like the crazy maniac that I am sometimes. Or BOTH.