Things that I disike.

When rings turn my fingers green.
Losing my pencil, then finding it in my hair later.
Hitting my funny bone.
Paper cuts.
Forgetting where I put stuff.
Forgetting how to spell my name.
Flat and/or warm Dr Pepper.
When people tell me merry Christmas and expect me to respond.
Christmas music.
Burning my tongue on hot food.
When hot food burns all the way down my throat.
Not sleeping in.
Not having time for a nap.
Being sleepy.
Gaining weight.
Trying to diet, then seeing pizza.
Accidentally punching myself in the face.
Having food stuck in my teeth.
The word "moist".
The word "ergo".
Random bruises.
When I trip and fall on the ground.
When I run into things.
Accidentally cutting myself with an object that isn't even sharp.
Rude people.
Overly cheerful people.
Loud people.
People.
Smudging my eye makeup.
Wearing a bra.
Wearing pants.
Being too hot.
Being too cold.
Uncomfortable shoes.
Bumping my head when I get out of cars.
Bumping my head when I get in cars.
Not being able to find my keys in my messy purse.
Having to clean out my messy purse.
When people say one thing, then do the opposite.
Running out of hot water.
Math.
Getting headaches from clenching my teeth.
When strangers feel the need to touch me.
Chapped lips.
Cold feet.
Losing one shoe.
When my eyelashes clump together.
Tummy aches.
Making decisions.
When my hair is dirty.
When my hair is messy.
When my hair is tangled.
When my hair is stinky.
Not owning a Keurig.
Being thirsty.
Being hungry.
Going to lady doctor.
Not being able to fall asleep.