Sometimes, when people are talking to me and I don't know how to respond to what they said, I just repeat what they said, but in the form of a question.
Sometimes, when I'm feeling sad and stuff, I hold my boobs. And sometimes, I don't even realize that I'm doing it.
Sometimes, when I see small children, I just want to knock them down just to see what would happen.
Sometimes, I purposely ignore what people say to me or pretend like I didn't hear what they said. And then I'll usually just walk away and do something else.
Sometimes, I smell my armpits.
Sometimes, there are days when I feel like I could run 83726 miles and there are days where I feel like I could sleep for 83726 hours.
Sometimes, when I'm home alone, I walk around in the nude just because I can.
Sometimes, I tell my cat that shes the most important person to me. Sometimes, she responds by biting me or putting her butt in my face.
Sometimes, when I'm eating food, I end up getting it all over the place. In my hair, on my clothes, behind my ear. I don't know how, but it happens.
Sometimes, I stalk my own instagram and facebook just to look at pictures of myself.
Sometimes, when I think about my insecurities, I wonder what kind of insecurites the people around me are facing everyday.
Sometimes, I wish I could fly. I'd fly to Egypt.
Sometimes, when I'm having trouble falling asleep I listen to sounds of nature, thunderstorms, or waves on a beach.
Sometimes, when I get depressed I go shopping and I always feel much better.
Sometimes, when I'm driving across town, I pretend like I'm in an action movie and the bad guy is chasing me and shooting at me. It helps the drive go by a little quicker. It makes it even better when there is a car following behind me for a while.
Sometimes, when I think about all the unwanted animals in the world, I get sad. Then I go play with my animals and remind them of how loved they are.
Sometimes, I justify sleeping for an extra 5-10 mins by telling myself that I don't need to eat breakfast. Then I get sad at work because I'm hungry.
Sometimes, when I talk, I bite my tongue. Literally.
Sometimes, I clench my teeth without realizing it and give myself headaches.
Sometimes, I accidentally throw shade. I can't control my facial expressions at all. And sometimes, I look like I'm super pissed off, but really I'm just neutral. My neutral face is angry looking.
Sometimes, when people make me angry, I try to Force choke them, but then I remember I'm not a Sith.
Sometimes, when I talk, I bite my tongue. Literally.
Sometimes, I clench my teeth without realizing it and give myself headaches.
Sometimes, I accidentally throw shade. I can't control my facial expressions at all. And sometimes, I look like I'm super pissed off, but really I'm just neutral. My neutral face is angry looking.
Sometimes, when people make me angry, I try to Force choke them, but then I remember I'm not a Sith.
Sometimes, I laugh so hard I pee a little.
Sometimes, I like to stay in bed and ignore civilization. I keep my phone on silent and just enjoy the silence.
Sometimes, when I'm taking selfies, I end up taking so many that I have a hard time choosing the perfect one, or I have a hard time capturing the perfect one. Either way, I take way too many selfies.
Sometimes, I do yoga naked.
Sometimes, I have the appetite of a full grown man. But sometimes, I have the appetite of a newborn child. There is rarely an in-between.
Sometimes, when I answer the phone at work, I sound incredibly bubbly and full of energy/excitement. But on the inside, I feel cranky and grouchy and pissy and slightly murderous. But that's just sometimes.
Sometimes, I sing in the shower.
Sometimes, when I see an stray cat or dog, I get sad because I think about all of the cats and dogs who don't have homes or humans.
Sometimes, when I get drunk, I hit on girls.
Sometimes, I would add on a couple extra drinks on tabs of super duper drunk jerk faces. And sometimes, if they stiffed me, I would either change the tip amount or just straight up call them out on not leaving a decent tip.
Sometimes, I listen to One Direction and other cheesy pop music like that. It's kind of a guilty pleasure.
Sometimes, when I wake up from dreaming, I consider checking myself into a mental ward because that shit cray cray.
Sometimes, I accidentally say 'you're welcome' before the person I'm saying it to has a chance to even say 'thank you'. And sometimes, when a server at a restaurant says 'enjoy your meal' I accidentally say 'thanks, you too'. Being socially awkward is great.
Sometimes, I like to stay in bed and ignore civilization. I keep my phone on silent and just enjoy the silence.
Sometimes, when I'm taking selfies, I end up taking so many that I have a hard time choosing the perfect one, or I have a hard time capturing the perfect one. Either way, I take way too many selfies.
Sometimes, I do yoga naked.
Sometimes, I have the appetite of a full grown man. But sometimes, I have the appetite of a newborn child. There is rarely an in-between.
Sometimes, when I answer the phone at work, I sound incredibly bubbly and full of energy/excitement. But on the inside, I feel cranky and grouchy and pissy and slightly murderous. But that's just sometimes.
Sometimes, I sing in the shower.
Sometimes, when I see an stray cat or dog, I get sad because I think about all of the cats and dogs who don't have homes or humans.
Sometimes, when I get drunk, I hit on girls.
Sometimes, I would add on a couple extra drinks on tabs of super duper drunk jerk faces. And sometimes, if they stiffed me, I would either change the tip amount or just straight up call them out on not leaving a decent tip.
Sometimes, I listen to One Direction and other cheesy pop music like that. It's kind of a guilty pleasure.
Sometimes, when I wake up from dreaming, I consider checking myself into a mental ward because that shit cray cray.
Sometimes, I accidentally say 'you're welcome' before the person I'm saying it to has a chance to even say 'thank you'. And sometimes, when a server at a restaurant says 'enjoy your meal' I accidentally say 'thanks, you too'. Being socially awkward is great.
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