Monday Rant

My throat hurts like a muthafuckin bitch right now. Like, it's not even funny how much it hurts. If I end up getting sick, I'm done. Over it. Goodbye world.
I don't wanna be at work right now, I wanna be in my bed snuggling with my cat and sleeping and dreaming about cool things like unicorns and kittens and blueberries.
My mother misplaced my favorite travel coffee mug that keeps warm things warm for a long time. I had to use this awful back up one and now my hot tea is cold tea.
Did I mention that it's Monday?
Yea. Fuck Monday's.
Maybe if I just chug this cold ass tea I'll have enough energy to conquer the ridiculous amount of work I have to do this morning.
If you're also having a bad day, here's a cute ass picture that might brighten your day.