It's my birthday today.

I'm now 25 years old.

Horse shit/weekend time

Today is going by so freakin slow. I'm so ready for 5 pm, aka nap time. Hellz yea.

I'm gonna party so hard this weekend. PARTY HARD EM-EFFER

LOLOLOL just kidding. I'm gonna be in bed eating foodz and watching the Netflix. I am 100% determined to finish season 9 of Supernatural this weekend. It will happen. Whilst I am laying in bed eating all the food and drinking all the alcohols.

Mother frick frackin WEDNESDAYY

It is a glorious Wednesday everyone! It's chilly outside, I'm in a grand mood, and I actually slept through the night last night! Huurrayyyy!! But some of the dreams I had last night have me questioning my mental state.. Wish I could remember, but I can't now. I just know that when I woke up, I was like "wtf?" Maybe I should invest in a dream journal.. Then I could have a written collection of my fucked up dreams. If it's good enough, and I record them long enough, maybe... just maybe... I could turn it into a badass book and become a bajillionaire with a NY Times Bestseller. So anyways. I plan on doing a whole lotta nothin this coming weekend. Like, a whole lotta nothing. I'm just gonna catch up on my dvr because I'm already getting behind on my shows. This is unfortunate. You know how some people are so obsessed with movies and stuff? I'm obsessed with tv shows. I'm not into all that reality crap though.. Except the Bad Girls Club. That show is the bomb dot com. I thoroughly enjoy the drama these crazy bitches have. It also makes me feel like I've got my shit together. But that's literally the only reality show I watch. Everything else is either a comedy or a drama/suspense show.
Even though I'm in this fabulous mood, I still cannot wait to get off work. I'm over all this paperwork and filing. BLAH. Filing is for the birds. Filing is horseshit. Filing can S my D lmao. JK filing actually isn't that bad, time goes but surprisingly fast when I'm filing. And I've become a pro at the alphabet. I also get to have deep thought conversations with myself when I'm filing. Like, I have these epiphany-type moments that practically blow my mind. It's very serious to shower pondering, which I do quite frequently. All of my best ideas in life were thought of when I was in the shower at some point in time. BTW, I'm literally sitting here typing away at my desk pretending to look busy so I don't have to go file stuff -_- I'd rather save it for after lunch, which is when I need the time to go by quickly.
Okie dokie. I'm out of random thoughts at the moment. Maybe there will be more later...


Side note: I am really glad I have this blog. I can always re-read my posts and remember all the neat ideas I've had that I have long since forgotten.

100th BLOG POST!!!!

So I was just sitting here working and listening to conversations around the office and I realized that it kinda sucks being the youngest person in my building... I have nothing to contribute to the daily office conversations. All I hear is "blah blah kids blah school blah blah husband blah blah dancing with the stars blah" and I'm over here like "blah cats blah blah binge drinking blah blah blah sleeping in blah"

I do have someone my age that I hang out with at lunch, but she's in another building. Bummer. 

Side Note: This is my 100th blog post. I'd like to thank my fans, my cats, and Buddha. I couldn't have done it without y'all!

 

Have you ever...

Have you ever been so tired that a nap was more important than anything else? Because that was me yesterday. After work I was supposed to go to the store to pick up meds and get groceries but I chose to go home and take a 3 hour nap instead. Totally worth every minute. So now today I have to go to the store to pick up meds and groceries. Not even mad.

Have you ever wanted a donut so bad it hurt? Because right this very second I want a donut so bad that I'm physically in pain. Someone get this girl a donut damnit! You betta believe I'm getting donuts at the store later. The struggle is real.

Today's have you ever  has been brought to you by the letter B for boredom and bitches.

Today.

Today has been incredibly boring and busy.
Today is the day of 1,000 sent faxes.
Today is the day that I smash the fax machine into 1,000 pieces.
Today isn't even over yet.
WAHHH.