Go fuck yourself.

Literally, nothing pisses me off more than cranky old people. Like, they feel the need to get all snappy with me because I can't directly help them with what they're looking for. Stop. Just go away. How do you even know what a phone is? You're ancient. Go sit on your rocking chair and wait for death like the rest of your kind.

I'd also like to apologize for this random moment of frustration. I'm not myself when I'm hungry.