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Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!! My second favorite F word!!

The weekends make me happy because I can sleep in and not have to wear pants all day. Or a bra. Pants and bras are literally the worst thing to wear. Idk which is worse though... Bras sometimes make my boobies look phenomenal, but they are uncomfortable. And pants can be slimming, but they are also uncomfortable. I should just follow my true calling and move into the nudist colony on the other side of the river... Oh yea, there is a nudist colony on the other side of the river behind my grandma's house. Neat, huh? One time when it was borderline flooding, we were on the bridge checking the water level, and I saw a very tan and very naked old man.. Luckily he was far enough away that I couldn't see exactly what he was packin. But like, ew. Tan, naked old man.

Anywho. Back to my usual Friday excitement!! ~*~*~*~*~*~ fkalfl;jalfjasklfjkshasalsdjlsj
Can you tell I'm excited that it's Friday?? Because I am. I don't even have any big plans this weekend.. I'm just happy to not be at work. This has definitely been a long, and very taxing week for me. Curse you, end of the fiscal year, curse you!!

Like, here I am. Sitting at my desk. Paperwork spread out in front of me. An excel spreadsheet open so I can click back over to it if someone walks my way. Pretending to look busy is legit hard work. Borderline headache-inducing. Jk, it isn't even hard. I just need the time to hurry the eff up and hit 5:00 already tho. I have a very important meeting to attend at 5:30. It's a meeting in my bed. My stuffed teddy bear will be there, and so will my cat. It's gonna be one of those silent meetings where we all sleep and not give a flying fuck about the outside world. Ok, well, I gotta go. Adios mutherfaker. XOXO