Hypochondria & other things....

I, Shelby No Middle Name Deuvall, am a hypochondriac. In the past 3 days I have self-diagnosed myself with acid reflux disease, allergic asthma, and a sinus infection.

In other news, I have a badass puppy. Let me brag about my little bundle of furry joy. He is like 13 or 14 weeks old. He has never had any formal (or informal) potty training whatsoever. This weekend I took him with me to stay at the Netflix cave (aka my main squeeze's apartment). So I brought a bunch of shit to make sure we didn't have any accidents. I also bought a leash and collar, which he has also never worn/used in his few months of life. On our very first outing, he made poo and pee like a big boy and he was a natural on the leash #soproud. Long story short (because I'm running out of time): Friday night through Sunday night he didn't have a single accident inside and he didn't go all bark-crazy like some dogs do and he was a good lil pup all weekend. SOOO FRICK FRACKEN PROUD OF MY BABY BARCHIMEDES <3