9 Things that completely disgust me

The little lightbulb that lives above my head is suddenly brighter than the sun. I had a thought, and that thought was:

"You know what, self? You haven't made a list of random shit in quite some time. You should probably do that instead of working"

So here I am.

With a neat list idea.

Things that I find utterly disgusting.
In no particular order.

Wheeeee!

9 THINGS THAT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISGUST ME

1. Loud chewers.

Like, can you not? Just chew like a regular person without all the nasty smacking and noises. You're literally disrupting the world with your barbaric eating/chewing style.

2. Other people's hair strands

I understand that hair naturally falls out of your head regularly, but that still does not excuse the fact that you are shedding more than Chewbaca in the summer. Ooooh gurl, brush ya hair.

3. Dip spit

Do I even need to explain myself on this one? It's nastaayyyy.

4. Vomit

Again, does this one need an explanation? Vom from another living, breathing being literally causes me to vom also. I'm borderline vomming just thinking about it.

5. Dog saliva
Doggie drool makes me want to rip my skin off. I'm probably overreacting but idc. It's disgusting and slimy and just all around not ok.

6. Canned meat
It's just wrong. It's an abomination. I like my meat fresh and not full of preservatives and cancer. Just sayin.. But seriously though, the idea of eating meat that has been in a can for god-only-knows how long? *barf*

7. Feet
Ugh. Feet bother me so much. Like, keep your hobbit feet covered and away from me at all times. Feet with long toenails? That makes me want to rip my eyeballs out.

8. Other people's sweat
If another person is sweating, and that person is close enough to me that their sweat drips on me, then we have a serious breach of personal space.

9. Rotten milk
Anyone who has ever made the mistake of drinking straight from the jug without checking the date will agree with me. It is the worst thing ever. Like, so bad. I can't even.


And there ya have it, folks. Things I think are disgusting. This list is incredibly pointless, and probably boring but I don't give a flying fuck. It's been a lovely time waster at work. So yea. BYE FELICIA.