Worst weekend EVER.

Let me begin by saying that I am probably being a LOT overly dramatic about my weekend being the worst ever, but it was actually pretty terrible. So, here we go.

Friday
Wake up all feverish and cold and sickly at like 4 or 5 am. Sick, again. Literally 7 days since I was sick last. FML. Called into work and stayed in bed for most of the day. Eventually I moved to the couch to watch TV. It was raining outside. I was sick. I was home alone. Mother dearest had left for her ACTS retreat and Father was taking care of my Grandmother all weekend. I had no one to take care of my sickly self. I had to take care of myself. And my 7 animals. My dad needed me to bring him stuff for my grandma. Guess what? My car wouldn't start. So at this point.... 1) I'm sick. 2) I have to take care of 7 animals. 3) I have hardly any food in the house. 4) My car won't work, can't even go to the doctor. 5)It's raining cats & dogs outside.

Saturday
Still raining. Still sickly. Still had no food. Still had to take care of 2 cats, 5 dogs, and 1 Shelby. All I wanna do is eat something. I had to eat something. I had to make due with what I had (which definitely wasn't much). I had slightly under-cooked pasta and boring spaghetti sauce. I decided that laying on the couch and watching Law and Order SVU was a good idea, so I did that for a lot of hours. Then. Suddenly. I was hungry again :(  Once again I had to scrounge for food..... Luckily for me, my parents are smart and freeze food so it doesn't go bad. I found sausage and 2 hamburger patties and some chicken mole sauce. Until that stuff was thawed out, I was SOL. Chips were the next best thing, unless I wanted to eat a can of green beans. And I did not. Night time rolls around, and it's still raining. I actually didn't mind the rain. It was actually the highlight of my weekend. I enjoy the rain only when I'm laying down and doing nothing but eating chips and watching shitty movies or shitty TV. You know that old saying "alcohol is the best medicine"? Well that's probably not true but whatev. I drank 2 glasses of wine and then went to bed.

Sunday
My parentals are coming home at some point. Unfortunately, I was still not feeling good. The rain went away and the sun came out. I cleaned up the kitchen and the living room so that way when my parents got home they wouldn't think I laid around all weekend doing absolutely nothing but watch Law and Order SVU and eat..... They came home. I was back on the couch. The couch was where I remained for a good majority of the evening and into the night. Then. I went to bed.

So that was my horrible weekend summed up. I was sick. I was starving. I was bored. Awful. Hopefully someone out there had a better weekend than me. I can only hope....








Also, IT'S TACO TUESDAY Y'ALL.