Today's annoyances.

Ok. Here we go. I'm starting this post at 9:10 am and will be listing all of the things that have annoyed me to the point of kicking someone in the throat.

7:20 am
I know exactly where my grey shirt is. It's in the pile of clean laundry on my bed. So I'm digging and digging and throwing things around my room and can't find it. That is what I wanted to wear today. But, alas, I cannot find it. I am legit angry at this point. I settle for another shirt and continue my morning getting ready process.

7:50 am
Driving to work. Cranky and tired because I'm driving to work and not in bed sleeping. Making and attempt to light my cigarette. This fucking lighter isn't working. Why me? I used my ghetto-rigged car lighter.

8:58 am
Answering the phone at work. A man says he needs information about our fuel. I ask him which fuel (we have racing fuel, small engine fuel, and hobby fuel). He says C16. I ask him if he has technical questions or if he needs pricing. He says, and I quote, "Yes." ....... uhm, ok? So pricing or tech question you incompetent moron!?

9:25 am
Papercut.

9:36 am
I am literally just sitting her annoyed and irritated at nothing. Nothing has even happened but I'm ready to punch a hole in a wall. Why? It's not PMS, that's not for 7 more days.

10: 03 am
Answering the phone again. Some dude asks for Pam. There is no one named Pam here. He sounds like he has the IQ of a green bean. I ask for his name. He says "Kenssufso Fossdfid with Bslsodsau Racing Team" Like, woah dude. Stop mumbling. I ask him to repeat. He says the exact same thing. Fucking mumbling still. Like, fuck you. Take the dick out of your mouth. Speak proper English, bitch.

11:37 am
Phone rings. I answer, on the 1st ring. It's a recording. I fucking hate recordings. Now I'm bothered. *angrily hangs up phone*

12:26 pm
When people on the phone go on and on and on and on about their stupid issues... I would like to tell them to get to the point. Spit it out. Tell me why you're calling without a lot of words. I just need to know a few simple things. 1. What kind of fuel 2. Where are you located 3. Tech questions or pricing/sales. That's it. Any other words are annoying. Fucking annoying. Annoying as fuck. 

1 pm - 2 pm
Lunch break. Everything was awesome and not annoying. My co-workers are fun to have lunch with.

2:16 pm
I just need to send one fax. One fax. The machine has to be shut off for 2 mins. Very inconveniencing & annoying.


3:56 pm
On the phone with the Xerox technician. He has a foreign accent so I automatically don't know what he is saying. And I'm trying to fix this stupid machine. I'm ready to yank all my hair out of my head.

4:00 pm
Awkward silence with this technician. Probably not as annoying as his accent, but annoying nonetheless.

4:01 pm
Why is it always me who finds out the copy machine isn't working properly? Adkslfjjslshakklssallskfjjfsdlkfjfhdsjaflsdja;flahlkjslajfkldjsl

4:16 pm
When someone calls me and then says "hold on a sec". Like, don't make me wait. You called me. Who even does that?

4:20 pm
Wish I could partake in certain 4:20 activities.... Unfortunately that is not an option ever.
Also, another papercut. 

4:32 pm
This mother bleeper has called three times today. THREE times. And I have told him the exact same thing every time. He asks for Mike. Mike doesn't have an extension here so I offer him Mike's company cell phone number. He writes it down. We hang up. One call was this morning. The other two were literally 5 minutes apart. What the fudge.??!>

4:41 pm
I'm on the phone with Xerox again. AHHHHHHH. (anger scream)

4:49 pm
Bout to pee my pants and someone is in the bathroom.......

End time: 4: 56
Time to dick around for 4 mins. TGIF.