Oh shit.

Some shit just went down at work. I basically almost died.
There I was, just minding my own business.. Filing stuff in a box on the floor in the corner.. Just a happy little person... I innocently pulled a file out of the box and you will never guess what the heck was creepin in that file. If you guessed a spider, you're wrong. If you guessed a mouse, still wrong. If you guessed a snake, nope still wrong. If you guessed a big ass mac daddy scorpion, then you are absolutely correct. Like, wtf how did it even get in the box? And why? I panicked and jumped up. My usual instinct is to squash that bitch... But I was sitting down.. And I was on carpet.. So that wasn't an option. One of my co-workers took it outside and squashed it. Not today, Mr. Scorpion, not today.