It's fuckin Friday, y'all!

Let me just begin by saying, it's still pretty early in the day and I have already had to deal with more shit than I'm used to. Soooo. First, the pups were wild at around 4 something. I let Ginger out and she had to poo. Luckily for me she barked and stuff to tell me rather than just shitting everywhere. So I let her out and went back to play with Barchimedes. Let me tell you, this lil man was full of himself this morning. Running around and jumping and biting the air. It was pretty adorable. So I brought Ginger back in and went the fuck back to sleep. Some amount of time passed and the dogs were barking again. Ugh, I just wanted to sleep so I ignored it and went back to sleep for maybe like 5 minutes or so. Then I said fuck it and got up to see what the commotion was about. Barchimedes pooped. Not once, but twice. So I took Ginger back outside and went back in to clean up the doodie. It's probably around 5ish at this point. Whilst scrubbing crap off the floor, my genius puppy boy runs up to me and steps all up in that shit. Twice. I cleaned his little feets. Twice. Then took him outside. After cleaning up doodoo and peepee, I felt nasty. Like, way too nasty to get back in bed. Shower time. I figured, there's not gonna be enough time for me to shower and then sleep for a decent amount of time til I actually have to get up so I took my sweet ass time in the shower. I even shaved my woolly mammoth legs. Then I did some beauty stuff, primping, etc. Brushed and flossed. (also probably lost about a gallon of blood from my gums because I rarely floss). Made breakfast and packed my lunch. Got ready for work. I actually love that I had plenty of time to take care of stuff and still have enough time to do my hair and makeup. I think I look kinda lovely today. *hair flip* So then, as I'm almost done getting ready, about 4 mins from walking out the door, my dad informs me that there is a snake outside and he needs my assistance keeping the puppies away. My mom was already outside so I didn't have to, but I stayed and played for a minute or two. Worth it. I was 6 minutes late for work. Ooops. Oh well. So that is my morning. Oh, what a fucking morning it has been..

....Is it 5 yet?

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