Oh.

So I'm laying in bed this morning, peacefully sleeping when I'm woken by the sounds of retching and cat gagging. Then I hear the sound of vomit being released from the mouth of my cat. On my nightstand. I was in such a sleep daze that it took me a couple of moments to realize what had just happened. Then, I shit you not, she gets on my bed and again, retches and cat gags and then releases vomit between my bed and nightstand (mostly on the bed). At this point I'm like, 87% awake, and not happy. The time, 5:50 am. What time is my alarm set for? 6:45 am. Is this some sort of cruel joke played on me by miss karma? Because I did not, nor will I ever laugh (probably). The sun wasn't even out yet, I mean, seriously?
I sat outside and watched the sun rise, with a cup of green tea in one hand and a cigarette in the other. If I'm gonna be up that damn early I might as well make it worth my while, right? So I did. And now I'm at work. Woo.

K, bye.