Dead.

This hangover is brutal. I need to be asleep or dead right now. Like, I just almost puked on my desk. Thanks, wine. If I survive, I will never drink that much wine on a Tuesday night ever again. (unless I don't have to work the next day....) I seriously can't tell if I need to ralph or pass out. My mouth tastes funny and my eyes hurt. It is noon. Five more hours of misery.

Someone come save me. & bring a pillow. So I can smother myself to death. Thnx.